Okay, memory – Hi! Remember me? You used to live in my brain – you want to move back in? I would appreciate it if you moved back in, it would make a nice change to this lack of recall I’m suffering.

I get told that I’ve done things that I have a vague recollection of, and these things happened 5 minutes ago, and I would like back my conviction when I remember something, or when I’m made to recall, and I would like gone my disbelief that what I vaguely remember even occurred.

Too much to ask?