A weekend of doing last weekend’s job list

(I hope from the nondescript whoever reclining on a big green tick you infer ‘SUCCESS!’…)

Alright, ‘success’ is subjective but I achieved enough to feel accomplished and beautiful.

Haircut ✔︎

I now look, if my mirror isn’t lying, HOT!

Allotment ✔︎

AND didn’t get bitten by a spider!

….

(This is me going to make a cup of tea.)

No teabags.

Box in the cupboard.

Empty.

WHY THE FUCK DID I PUT AN EMPTY BOX BACK IN THE CUPBOARD?!

Fall out with self ✔︎

See! Everything’s been achieved.

Good weekend.

Tomos James