A weekend before Christmask

Should auld acquaintance be forgot — shit! That’s a week away!

Um

I’m too drunk for this!

This weekend, I have

Got myself to Cornwall.

Discovered pink gin and lemonade.

Tried to see the festive Mousehole harbour lights but discovered I can’t drive in the Cornwall pitch-black dark so managed 5-miles before hitting the gin.

Went ice skating and showed how Torvill and Dean ain’t got nothing on me!

(I call this move the Hummingbird. Only a true professional can deliver it.)

And I think there’s something happening right now. There’s gin here and lemonade. Pink. Highly recommend.

Have a great Christmask!!!

Tomos James