Should auld acquaintance be forgot — shit! That’s a week away!
Um
I’m too drunk for this!
This weekend, I have
Got myself to Cornwall.
Discovered pink gin and lemonade.
Tried to see the festive Mousehole harbour lights but discovered I can’t drive in the Cornwall pitch-black dark so managed 5-miles before hitting the gin.
Went ice skating and showed how Torvill and Dean ain’t got nothing on me!
(I call this move the Hummingbird. Only a true professional can deliver it.)
And I think there’s something happening right now. There’s gin here and lemonade. Pink. Highly recommend.
