Ménière the elephant is a bastard. A sadistic, unsightly bastard. And he’s a bully, too.

Met him? Don’t.

For the last 6 weeks I have pandered and I have tolerated and I have cancelled my life for this arsehole and still he pushes me around and pummels my stomach.

Well, my dear Ménière, I have only this to say to you:

FUCK OFF AND DIE!!!

I’m sick and tired of your bullshit.