Excuse me? It’s nearly September?

Have we really (nearly) had August already? The calendar says we have — apparently we’ve had a lot of it — but, excuse me? Where did July go? What have I been doing? I’d say today felt like late April, early May, not August and nearly September! I can’t be 32, I don’t remember my birthday — does this mean Christmas is next week?

I hope not — at this rate I’ll be 80 next June.

Tomos James